shelbatron:hennypotter:onetheme:neckgear:
my legs need these socks!!!
i believe that is a scarf, miss.
BALLS! it needs to be socks!
make them! all girls are born knowing how to knit, right?
(via carinaavila)
NAVI SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW THAT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE FIRE TEMPLE BUT I WANT TO GO TO HYRULE AND THROW CHICKENS SO JUST SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
(via beatonna)
“But now you’re all “I’m sad” and “Our baby died” and “I don’t want to have sex with your friends”“
“Bitches, man.”
Oh, and I’m also on page 23 out of 269.
orewatowi:soyqueso:bathroomwindow:
Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons! Finally there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats! I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in between? That doesn’t matter ‘cuz one size fits all! Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Patty’s Pub. We’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons. Meee-owww!
