WITH LOVE & SQUALOR: Archive

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Neighborhood # 3 (Power Out) - Arcade Fire

Dec 19th

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The biffle is grounded in Providence because of...

PFFFFTTT. It’s 72 here. I don’t understand your blizzards or why they would want to fuck with my Christmas.

Dec 19th

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Remember this morning when I was alive and well?

At some point between now and then I got really fucking sick. Thanks, Baby Jesus.

Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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“Because that’s what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library.”

– Hermione Granger (via hollywoodoverdose) (via coffeeandlipstick)

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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douglasmartini: And sometimes, being a late bloomer really pays off.

Dec 15th

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10 minutes.

cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmonnnnnn

Dec 15th

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Dear Florida Keys Community College,

You knew this was a temporary thing. I let you know upfront that once December rolled around I had someone better waiting for me. It’s over, man. Please stop calling and leaving me messages every day, it’s not cute. I thought that this would be a good experience for both of us, but you’ve been a huge disappointment. Just, please, let me go. I’m done with you, accept it. ...

Dec 15th

Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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I forgot to submit verification for financial aid...

FUUUUUUUUUU

Dec 11th

That picture makes me look like Paul Dano.

Dec 11th

In addition to a ridiculous concept, we all wore...

I have a recording of it. But it is much too ludicrous to show the internet.

Dec 11th

I co-wrote this play for a final project in...

Contemporary Literature of Five Words. Diana Baucom Shelby Harden Hope Anderson Scene 1: The Things They Carried (Enter scene, soldiers from The Things They Carried, carrying props for entire play; Hope and Diana walk in front Hope: “It smells like shit.” Shelby trips and “drowns” in poop Shelby: “Fuck!” (Prop: all the props for the play) Scene 2: The Catcher in the Rye (Shelby and Hope exit;...

Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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Bahhh funny

hennypotter: bugsyrafael: In Florida, single women can’t parachute on Sundays If you’re a single woman and parachuting in the ‘sunshine state’ on a Sunday, the only place that you’ll be landing on is the police station thanks to this senseless law. Women who break this law are usually fined, but an arrest can also be made. DAMN IT. now what the fuck am i going to do this sunday. i love...

Dec 11th

I am trying to figure out a way to tell my boss I...

This is always the worst part of having a job for me. Damn it.

Dec 11th